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Baked Turtle (Non-Dusty)

Fri Mar 27, 2009, 7:00 AM
What is 1,3,4,5-tertrachlorobenzene?
Tertra-
Tertra -> alcohol -> tertiality -> turtra -> turtle -> alcohol.
Turtle soup -> Green, nasty, meat beer.
Turtle + chloride = pool + drugged + swimming turtles -> high turtles -> baked turtle.
1,1,2,3-tertamethylcyclopentane?
Meth + turtle + cyclo + pentagram -> drug + turtle + swirl + devil -> baked turtle + evil spin -> super baked turtle -> super villian baked turtle.
And the 1123? That means Andrew(whose locker combo is 11-23) is/has/was/inhabits a super villian baked turtle.
Tertafluoroethene -> boozed turtle w/ toothpaste -> SHINY BAKED TURTLE
Tetrabromomethane -> turtle + meth + broom -> well-swept drugged turtle -> nondusty baked turtle.

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:icontaking-lives:
wow, i just learned alot about turtles :D

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:icondarkly-radiant:
:nod: They're the most important component of modern organic chemistry. Turtle ketones, turtles named Ester, turtle acids, and lots and lots of boozed turtles. :nod:

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:icontaking-lives:
awesome! tried turtle neck soup?

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:icondarkly-radiant:
um nope.

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:icontaking-lives:
good, its illegal!

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:icondarkly-radiant:
even cooler! wait, what? why?

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:icontaking-lives:
coz turtles are endanfered and taste revolting!

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:icondarkly-radiant:
Good point.

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"My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre," Ford muttered to himself, "and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes."
:icontaking-lives:
yeah...

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